What Blurbs Really Mean

And just as I realized that, snap!

Updating Strunk and White. Link two thoughts with a semicolon, as in: He’s not even the real President; the other, even weirder billionaire seems to be in charge.

It’s never a good idea to plunge headfirst into work after a long vacation, lest you overwhelm your system.

Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.

I know what you’re thinking: Mom, why should I pay for all the great content I’ve been enjoying for free all these years?

Good God Almighty, Holy, and Merciful, how do you get these tear-off produce bags to open?

Subscribe to the belief that time is merely a construct, so who among us can ever really say “when” a new season of a television show will be available for viewing?

When the king took bread and bit down on a hard golden crust, he realized his mistake, and said, “What if we had it not work like that?” So Dionysus modified the blessing such that King Midas turned everything he touched into gold unless that was bad.

I don’t think any other country has dog mayors or dog elected officials.

​Big Balls: The TED Talk; Gay-Conversion Band Camp; an all-Nordic version of “TheWiz”—and more!

Sale, Caesar!

It’s so much fun spending hours gathering the ninety-seven things I’ll need for the day and then layering all of them on my body.