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Great directors, terrible films: The biggest misses from Hollywood's heaviest hitters

Great directors, terrible films: The biggest misses from Hollywood's heaviest hitters

Directors like Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, and Martin Scorsese have won Oscars and critical acclaim. But they've also made films they'd love to forget

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Director Steven Spielberg and actor Dustin Hoffman on the set of Hook.
Director Steven Spielberg and actor Dustin Hoffman on the set of Hook.
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The directors on this list rank among the most decorated in Hollywood history, with a banquet table full of Oscars to their collective credit and some of cinema’s most revered and lucrative titles scattered across their CVs. But even the likes of Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, James Cameron, and Francis Ford Coppola can swing and miss big. Whether it was a box office bomb, a notoriously troubled production, or a film that just failed to win the hearts of critics and fans, these directors and the other icons here have made some certified stinkers. Given their stellar batting average, though, we forgive them. But in case we need reminding that even Ridley Scott and the Coen brothers aren’t perfect, here’s our look at the worst films from some of Hollywood’s greatest directors.

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Popeye by Robert Altman

Popeye by Robert Altman

Popeye (8/8) Movie CLIP - I’m Popeye the Sailor Man (1980) HD

We’re sure there’s an official screenplay in a vault somewhere for five-time Best Director nominee Robert Altman’s 1980 musical, Popeye, but you wouldn’t know it from watching this PG-rated live-action adaptation of the classic cartoon about the sailor with a hankering for spinach. Many of the lines delivered by a manic Robin Williams as Popeye are mumbled and probably improvised, and we feel sorry for whomever had to slap together the DVD subtitles. Shelley Duvall is perfectly cast as Olive Oyl, but her spot-on performance can’t keep this sloppy, uneven adventure afloat.

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The Weight Of Water by Kathryn Bigelow

The Weight Of Water by Kathryn Bigelow

Official Trailer - THE WEIGHT OF WATER (2000, Kathryn Bigelow, Sean Penn, Catherine McCormack)

Kathryn Bigelow became the first woman to win a Best Director Oscar, taking home the trophy for 2008’s The Hurt Locker. Her big screen follow-up, Zero Dark Thirty, was nominated for Best Picture and it’s also worth mentioning that her early films, Point Break and Strange Days, are fan favorites. This brings us to 2000’s The Weight Of Water, a time-jumping mystery-thriller about a 19th-century murder and a modern-day woman’s obsession with solving the crime. The soggy production starring Catherine McCormack, Sarah Polley, Sean Penn, Josh Lucas and Elizabeth Hurley is weighed down by its forced sexual tension and an overcooked narrative that jarringly jumps between two time periods. Let this one sink to the bottom and check out Bigelow’s 1987 vampire gem Near Dark instead!

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Demonic by Neill Blomkamp

Demonic by Neill Blomkamp

Demonic - Official Trailer (2021) Neill Blomkamp

Writer-director Neill Blomkamp was an exciting breath of fresh air when he burst onto the scene with his 2009 feature-film debut, District 9. His next film, the dystopian action thriller Elysium, starring Matt Damon, was thinking-man’s science fiction and another win. Although he stumbled a bit with Chappie and its titular corrupted law-enforcement robot, that misfire seems like Blade Runner compared to 2021’s Demonic. The supposed supernatural “thriller” about a young woman (Carly Pope) who unleashes demons after she mind-links with her estranged comatose mother is just embarrassing. Critics slammed the movie for its lack of tension, stilted acting, and pixelated special effects in the virtual-reality world, while previous Blomkamp fans found themselves once again praying for a return to form.

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Piranha II: The Spawning by James Cameron

Piranha II: The Spawning by James Cameron

Piranha II: The Spawning (1981) - Official Trailer

James Cameron might have felt like “the king of the world” after Titanic won the Best Picture and Best Director Oscars, so you can’t blame him for wanting to forget that 1981’s Piranha II: The Spawning ever happened. Originally hired to be the fishy sequel’s special effects director, Cameron moved into the director’s chair after Miller Drake abandoned the project, leaving him to take the blame for piranhas that not only look 100 percent fake, they can FLY. Suspension of disbelief can only go so far, so Cameron’s feature film debut is best appreciated as a so-bad-it’s-good creature feature. At least Cameron got his worst film out of the way at the beginning of his career, clearing a path for future blockbusters such as The Terminator, Aliens and the Avatar movies.

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The Ward by John Carpenter

The Ward by John Carpenter

The Ward (2010) - Trailer

John Carpenter is a true master of horror. The man behind Halloween, The Fog, The Thing, Escape from New York, and They Live is not only loved for his atmospheric genre work as a director, but also his minimalistic and memorable film scores. His most recent film as a director, 2010’s The Ward, stars Amber Heard as an institutionalized woman terrorized by the ghost of a former inmate. Not only does the movie lack the tension of Carpenter’s best work, you can tell the director’s heart wasn’t in the project because he didn’t even compose the music. After this stinker, Carpenter returned to composing for movies such as the rebooted Halloween trilogy and touring like a rock star, playing his synth music live in concert. He has hinted at a return to the director’s chair and, if he does, we hope he goes all in. The Ward shouldn’t be Carpenter’s feature-film directorial swan song.

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The Ladykillers by Joel and Ethan Coen

The Ladykillers by Joel and Ethan Coen

The Ladykillers (2004) Trailer

The Ladykillers is the first film by Joel and Ethan Coen for which both brothers share a director credit, and it is also their first remake. That’s all that’s notable in this 2004 misfire, unless you just love watching Tom Hanks chew the scenery, in which case you might find the humor in his hammy performance as classics professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr. Almost everyone else agrees that this black-comedy crime-thriller is not nearly as funny as it thinks it is. If you want to experience the Coen brothers at the top of their game, check out The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, Fargo or Raising Arizona instead.

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Jack by Francis Ford Coppola

Jack by Francis Ford Coppola

JACK MOVIE TRAILER [VHS] 1996

Oscar winner Francis Ford Coppola, the iconic director behind The Godfather trilogy and Apocalypse Now set the bar so high that any movie he directs that isn’t an epic drama seems like a massive letdown. This brings us to the 1996 coming-of-age comedy-drama Jack, in which Robin Williams stars as a 10-year-old boy with accelerated aging that makes him look like a 40-year-old man. The premise gives Williams plenty of opportunities to goof around and act like a child, but critics and audiences weren’t laughing. Coppola later reportedly said, “I know I should be ashamed of [the movie] but I’m not. I don’t know why everybody hated it so much. I think it was because of the type of movie it was. It was considered that I had made Apocalypse Now and I’m like a Marty Scorsese type of director, and here I am making this dumb Disney film with Robin Williams.”

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Vampire In Brooklyn by Wes Craven

Vampire In Brooklyn by Wes Craven

Vampire In Brooklyn (1995) - Trailer

The late Wes Craven was a horror master who made genre classics such as The Hills Have Eyes, A Nightmare on Elm Street and the first four Scream movies. This is why it’s somewhat surprising that 1995’s Vampire in Brooklyn didn’t come together as Craven intended, despite having stars such as Eddie Murphy and Angela Bassett on board. Craven reportedly said, “[Murphy] didn’t want to be funny at all. He wanted to play it totally straight, so I couldn’t get the humor into it that I wanted to get into it. But it was an interesting experience. I thought it was a fun little film and it was nice to get a chance to do comedy, but I think the script really hampered it.”

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The Black Dahlia by Brian De Palma

The Black Dahlia by Brian De Palma

The Black Dahlia Official Trailer #1 - Scarlett Johnasson Movie (2006) HD

Director Brian De Palma’s Hitchcockian style has served him well in favorites such as Carrie, Scarface, The Untouchables, and Mission: Impossible. One movie you won’t find on a list of De Palma’s best work is 1996’s The Black Dahlia, a neo-noir crime thriller based on the gruesome 1947 murder of Elizabeth Short in Los Angeles. Although Mia Kirshner effectively conveys Short’s sadness and loneliness, it’s two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank who throws everything out of whack with her campy performance that one critic describes as a “bisexual praying mantis.” De Palma manages to capture the atmosphere of late 1940s L.A., but the convoluted story and Swank’s distracting performance make this the director’s low point.

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Bad News Bears by Richard Linklater

Bad News Bears by Richard Linklater

Bad News Bears (2005) Official Trailer #1 - Richard Linklater Movie HD

The highlights of Richard Linklater’s restless career include Dazed And Confused, the Before romance trilogy, School Of Rock, and Boyhood. One movie you won’t find on that list is Bad News Bears, Linklater’s 2005 remake of the classic 1976 comedy The Bad News Bears. This Billy Bob Thornton-led remake that no one asked for bombed at the box office and got mixed reviews from critics. But we wonder if those same critics would rate the sports comedy even more harshly today given that the original film has aged better than this more-recent remake.

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Australia by Baz Luhrmann

Australia by Baz Luhrmann

🎥 AUSTRALIA (2008) | Full Movie Trailer | Full HD | 1080p

Australian director-writer-producer Baz Luhrmann is an auteur known for his lavish productions, including William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge!, The Great Gatsby and Elvis. With 2008’s Australia, starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman, Luhrmann seemed to be aiming for his country’s Gone With The Wind but he ended up with thinly drawn characters walking around in expensive costumes on expansive sets. Luhrmann’s films are an acquired taste, but even if you have it, you must admit that Australia is not the director’s most satisfying work.

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Dune by David Lynch

Dune by David Lynch

Dune (1984) Official Trailer #1 - Science Fiction Movie HD

Full disclosure: I actually like David Lynch’s Dune and every single one of his movies. That said, Dune was a notoriously troubled production that cost too much, had too much story for one movie, and featured clunky special effects. When you consider that Lynch is the man behind The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, a wannabe blockbuster like Dune sticks out like a giant sandworm. Denis Villeneuve tackled Dune in 2021 and the movie received more accolades than Lynch’s version, but Villeneuve was given the breathing room needed to tell the epic story over two movies.

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Miami Vice by Michael Mann

Miami Vice by Michael Mann

Miami Vice (2006) Official Trailer #1 - Jamie Foxx Movie HD

Michael Mann’s signature style is evident in movies such as Heat, The Insider, and Collateral. His 2006 big-screen adaptation of TV’s Miami Vice also has a stylish look and frenetic action sequences, but leading men Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell lack the chemistry and charisma of their TV counterparts, Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas. This and the “meh” story make watching Mann’s Miami Vice a hollow experience akin to observing two great actors dodge bullets in a slick production. The TV series aired for five seasons and helped define the style and sound of the 1980s, while the idea of a sequel to Mann’s forgettable movie version seems sillier than one of the pastel suits that Johnson used to wear on the show.

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The Ninth Gate by Roman Polanski

The Ninth Gate by Roman Polanski

The Ninth Gate - Official® Trailer [HD]

Director Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby is a horror classic about a woman whose unborn child is literally the spawn of Satan, so it probably made sense for the director to dance with the Devil again in The Ninth Gate. The 1999 horror-thriller stars Johnny Depp as a rare-book dealer who tries to authenticate an ancient tome that purports to hold the secret for summoning the Devil. Unlike in Rosemary’s Baby, there is no real emotional connection to any of the characters, so we’re left with religious mumbo jumbo and Depp running around with a concerned look on his face. The last time we checked, even “elevated” horror movies are still supposed to be scary, right?

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Boxcar Bertha by Martin Scorsese

Boxcar Bertha by Martin Scorsese

Boxcar Bertha Official Trailer #1 - John Carradine Movie (1972) HD

The trailer for 1972’s Boxcar Bertha informs us that the titular outlaw played by Barbara Hershey has a “taste for lovin’ and a boxcar for a boudoir.” The premise and tone of Martin Scorsese’s second feature film seems sillier and lighter than later signature movies such as Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, and Goodfellas. Produced by cult-film king Roger Corman, Boxcar Bertha was dismissed by most critics as a “training exercise” for future Oscar-winner Scorsese, who went on to become one of cinema’s greatest directors.

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A Good Year by Ridley Scott

A Good Year by Ridley Scott

A Good Year (2006) Trailer

Ridley Scott, the director of Alien, Blade Runner, and The Martian, is what some of us have instead of church. Given that he has made more than a few of the most seminal sci-fi movies in history, it’s not surprising that putting Gladiator star Russell Crowe in the 2006 romantic comedy A Good Year disappointed long-time fans who worship at the temple of Scott. The sappy rom-com tanked with critics and audiences who, shockingly, would rather see Crowe in a Roman arena battling tigers instead of finding love in a French vineyard. So Scott thankfully returned to the action and sci-fi genres where he continues to thrive. In Ridley we trust ... just not with romantic comedies.

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The Happening by M. Night Shyamalan

The Happening by M. Night Shyamalan

The Happening | Theatrical Trailer | 20th Century FOX

When one of a director’s early films is so good, every movie after that seems disappointing. This is the curse of M. Night Shyamalan, whose 1999 psychological thriller The Sixth Sense is unquestionably his masterpiece. Subsequent movies such as Signs, The Village, and Lady In The Water often relied on a third-act twist that elicited more groans than thrills. This brings us to 2008’s The Happening, a movie starring Mark Wahlberg in which trees revolt against humanity and put something into the air that causes mass suicides. First of all, the idea of trees killing people is laughable, not scary, which is probably not the reaction you want in a thriller. The movie bombed and even made some “Worst Films Of All Time” lists, although more recently some forgiving fans suggested that we should revisit The Happening as a camp classic. In 2019, Shyamalan said about The Happening, “I think it’s a consistent kind of farce humor. You know, like The Blob.” So maybe it WAS supposed to be funny? What a twist!

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Hook by Steven Spielberg

Hook by Steven Spielberg

HOOK [1991] - Official Trailer (HD)

Steven Spielberg has made some of the most acclaimed and biggest blockbusters of the past 50 years, which is why it’s easy to forgive him for 1991’s Hook, a Peter Pan sequel of sorts that Spielberg seemed to direct on autopilot. It’s probably a coincidence that several of the worst movies by great directors on this list star the late Robin Williams, but we’ll let you draw your own conclusions. In 2018, Spielberg told Empire, “I felt like a fish out of water making Hook ... I didn’t have confidence in the script. I had confidence in the first act and I had confidence in the epilogue. I didn’t have confidence in the body of it.”

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Four Rooms (“The Man From Hollywood” segment) by Quentin Tarantino

Four Rooms (“The Man From Hollywood” segment) by Quentin Tarantino

Four Rooms (1995) Official Trailer - Sammi Davis, Amanda De Cadenet Movie HD

Quentin Tarantino’s “worst” movies are still better than 99 percent of other directors’ best movies. The man behind Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, and Inglourious Basterds has never made a truly bad film. If you were forced at gunpoint (like a Tarantino character!) to pick his worst directorial effort, you’d have to go with his “The Man from Hollywood” segment from 1995’s Four Rooms. The anthology black comedy based on stories by Roald Dahl has four different directors and, to be fair, Tarantino’s segment and Robert Rodriguez’s were reviewed more favorably by critics than those directed by Allison Anders and Alexandre Rockwell. Since Four Rooms as a whole disappointed critics and bombed at the box office, it’s the only stain on Tarantino’s otherwise killer career.

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Jupiter Ascending by the Wachowskis

Jupiter Ascending by the Wachowskis

Jupiter Ascending Ultimate Intergalactic Trailer (2015) - Channing Tatum Movie HD

After directing Bound, three Matrix movies and the ambitious Cloud Atlas, sisters Lilly and Lana Wachowski made the visually stunning space opera Jupiter Ascending starring Channing Tatum as some kind of half-human, half-canine engineered soldier. As stupid as that sounds (and it IS stupid), that’s nothing compared to galactic emperor Balem Abrasax, played by a bonkers and unhinged Eddie Redmayne as some kind of listless royal who’s prone to inexplicably angry outbursts. The film was released one year after The Theory Of Everything, for which Redmayne won a Best Actor Oscar. We’re thinking maybe he should mail the trophy back to the Academy and write an apology to the Wachowskis. Sure, Jupiter Ascending would have crashed even without Redmayne, but the Oscar-winning actor clearly needed a director to reel him in here. Now this expensive misfire can only be appreciated as high camp.

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Pinocchio by Robert Zemeckis

Pinocchio by Robert Zemeckis

Pinocchio Trailer #2 (2022)

Oscar-winning director Robert Zemeckis is the man who helmed the Back To The Future trilogy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Forrest Gump. Pretty impressive résumé, right? This is why his 2022 live-action remake of Pinocchio is so disappointing. This unnecessary remake was criticized for being soulless and inert. The musical fantasy film was nominated for five Razzies, including Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Director. Even if you’re made out of wood, that has to hurt!

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