The Manchester United legend has let rip at Suarez for his diving antics in Barcelona’s stunning Champions League win over Paris St-Germain.
He said: “[Luis] Suarez is not a biter anymore, but a diver.
“Not a very good one though, way too dramatic.
“Such blatant cheating with this hand on the throat look of agony, bulls**t!
“This is football porn, kids should not be allowed to watch.”
Barcelona scored three goals in seven minutes to pull off the Champions League heist - and Cantona launched into another bizarre sex rant.
He said: “Seven minutes, it is the time that Barca need to score three crucial goals.
“Seven minutes is the time it takes for Paris St-Germain defender Serge Aurier to put on his socks when called in as a sub in the French League - and the time Manchester City had qualified for the quarter finals.
“As it happens, seven minutes is also the average time for sexual intercourse - and don’t say no, cause you know it’s true).
“Point of it is: don’t have sex while watching football, because you will miss a lot of things.
On Barca’s shock win, Cantona told Eurosport: “For some it was “miracle on grass”, for others it was the “heist of the century”. Either way, it was epic.
“There were only 12 people on the field who actually believed in the possibility of Barca qualifying: Neymar - and the 11 players of Paris.”
