The 40 funniest tweets of 2015

Mark Molloy 3 December 2015 • 9:27am

We take a subjective look back at some of the best one-liners, sharpest witticisms and biggest fails seen on Twitter in 2015.

40. This Tesco shopper is peak Glaswegian

@Haraam_ Hi Haraam, I'm really sorry about that, can you tell me which store this was in please? - Owen #Regards
— Tesco (@Tesco) March 23, 2015

@Tesco am no a grass
— Shayaatin. (@Haraam_) March 23, 2015

39. David Whitley wants answers

Just out of interest, @british_airways, when was the last time you *weren't* experiencing "extremely high call volumes"?
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) October 26, 2015

38. @jcgregs obviously hasn't seen the 'Umbrella' video

I always think this section of emojis is like a Rihanna video. pic.twitter.com/dPVyEnRvMN
— J (@jcgregs) April 8, 2015

37. Rylan Clark wasn't trying to sound stupid

Without trying to sound stupid... How do you just find 100billion barrels of oil casually under the ground? How did they get there??!!!
— Rylan Clark-Neal (@Rylan) April 9, 2015

36. Danny Dyer shares his thoughts on Donald Trump

Is it me or is this geezer completely off his strange looking nut. https://t.co/37KOv7vnC3
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 10, 2015

35. Not everybody was convinced by the 'Super' moon

We're honestly supposed to believe that no one can tell the difference between the regular moon and super moon? pic.twitter.com/T6ldbScG75
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 27, 2015

34. @tommasolombardi nailed a job interview

Happy Friday pic.twitter.com/O8Vj7KZbgp
— Tommaso Lombardi (@tommasolombardi) April 10, 2015

33. Jasmine Milton's dog was not impressed

So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him... pic.twitter.com/GhKg4zEcvo
— jasmina (@JasmineMilton_) June 7, 2015

32. Lysette Melendez really loves her dog

He kept following me & I had to shower so I let him stay in the bathroom then he cried because he couldnt see me so pic.twitter.com/3HslkIPlwI
— lol (@LysetteMelendez) June 9, 2015

31. @carltonhimself spotted a fishy headline

"You're sure that's the right word?" "Like, 80% sure, yeah." "Print it." pic.twitter.com/RyteF8V2ko
— carltonhimself (@carltonhimself) June 9, 2015

30. Hulk Hogan clearly doesn't watch the Premier League

@HulkHogan Everybody says stuff from time to time, don't forget, me and my dad will always have your back brother pic.twitter.com/rtogY2EbOI
— Monkey D. Jiggy (@Jackel_Ramzilla) July 27, 2015

@Jackel_Ramzilla yo Jiggy thank u only love my brothers HH
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) July 27, 2015

29. Shocking scenes

shocking aftermath after tesco has banned selling ribena pic.twitter.com/CAZTyvJs3q
— sandy (@telecorpus) July 28, 2015

28. Twitter mourned the death of Internet Explorer

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out pic.twitter.com/tCzXHj4N4Z
— Mario Fusco (@mariofusco) March 4, 2015

27. Enid Blyton rethinks her target audience

The new Enid Blyton book is a bit dark. pic.twitter.com/ix96wTvH4E
— Stu. (@dysondoc) July 25, 2015

26. Walter Palmer went into hiding

"I'm looking for Walter Palmer." pic.twitter.com/g9dmF8lljM
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) July 30, 2015

25. It got ridiculously hot in Texas

Looks like everyone dies at 5 pm pic.twitter.com/RMZpw9N4ma
— Dr. Science Cat (@DrScienceCat) July 28, 2015

24. A new crime-fighting duo emerged

I like to think that they fight crime. pic.twitter.com/Se6KlR0Mn2
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) July 25, 2015

23. Mikey Walsh wasn't expecting the selfie

When you accidentally Press the Front Camera button - pic.twitter.com/eevQHHBSST
— Mikey Walsh (@thatbloodyMikey) July 29, 2015

22. The undercover police operation didn't quite go to plan

How to tell if there's a top secret police surveillance van operating nearby. pic.twitter.com/qTEckDFnIm
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) July 1, 2015

21. @alepouda explained the Greek crisis in layman's terms

How to explain in one gif, why the loans never helped the Greek people pic.twitter.com/IxBs0nHTM8
— αλεπούδα (@alepouda) June 26, 2015

20. @kingfee901 really doesn't like sharing his food

When somebody ask for some of your food pic.twitter.com/cJHa6baNbt
— fee (@kingfee901) June 27, 2015

19. The BBC subtitles got creative during Kanye West's gig at Glastonbury

Oh, BBC2 and your subtitling. Bless. #glastonbury #kanye #bless #motherducker pic.twitter.com/GC6X0mSGqu
— Aeth (@aethre) June 27, 2015

18. @GrrlGhost perfectly summed up the Jurassic Park plot

Jurrassic Park in six seconds https://t.co/Ys0PkgpG5u
— krampus cutie (@GrrlGhost) June 30, 2015

17. @lizfoschia's lunch was a bit chewy

Umm this is on the menu at the #Canberra Hyatt for lunch today pic.twitter.com/R8KGNYOQsN
— Liz Foschia (@lizfoschia) August 7, 2015

16. Liz Kendall had some Twitter trouble

When you're 5 months deep into twitter stalking and accidentally favourite. pic.twitter.com/OyevqrrPKw
— Sam Baxing Day Sales (@SamJ_Bax) August 9, 2015

15. Jess Brammar wasn't impressed

Yeah totally, mate pic.twitter.com/MsRk2FZSOh
— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) August 10, 2015

14. Who could forget this reaction?

When you pop into Tesco's to do your weekly shop and remember they're now charging you 5p for every carrier bag... https://t.co/i1wIs9CAO1
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) October 5, 2015

13. Mark Baker won the caption competition

Brian Eno: I am my own worst critic. Cat: Not while I'm alive. pic.twitter.com/OZWXGdUu25
— Mark Baker (@1630revello) October 6, 2015

12. It got a little weird at the Tory conference

There is a very, very expensive body language coach floating in a pool of money somewhere, laughing his tits off - pic.twitter.com/fgcmrAtJnh
— Daniel Sandison (@DanielSandison) October 7, 2015

11. Netflix and chill became a thing

When you 10 minutes into netflix and chill and he gives you this look pic.twitter.com/cZ5KkhzMZh
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) September 8, 2015

10. The Apple Pencil was launched

Apple Pencil me like one of your French girls pic.twitter.com/7A19PnN2nC
— Ambear (@missambear) September 9, 2015

9. King Bing probably should have asked for a refund

RT @ArmaunShakur: I asked for some cheese on the side & one of yall employee's did this fam... @McDonalds pic.twitter.com/DvcW7hOVPU
— King Bing (@OhThatsBing) September 11, 2015

8. A leather vest caused a stir

That moment when your mate says he'll also wear a leather vest, but turns up in an owl jumper. #universitychallenge pic.twitter.com/RGtCaVEzi3
— Ollie Davis (@Ollie_Davis) September 7, 2015

7. @benfraserlee's review took centre stage

Incredible way of making my two star review seem like I didn't hate the film pic.twitter.com/zvOyIxHQ3h
— Benjamin Lee (@benfraserlee) September 8, 2015

6. This film fan was not impressed

Cool Runnings. #tbt pic.twitter.com/hAVaEYjWhl
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) September 10, 2015

5. Mike F looked to the future

(year 2035) me: computer, close the window its getting chilly in here computer: window is in use. deploying food drone to get chili in here.
— Mike F (@animaldrumss) September 11, 2015

4. Aldi ordered a hasty re-design

Design Fail of the Day: Aldi forced to change biscuit packaging after unfortunate “c-word” capitalisation pic.twitter.com/q5JtLX7MPt
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) September 4, 2015

3. There were tears (of blood)